PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes
Mathew RamseyIt's an orgasmic experiment: ingredient-driven, flavor-intense, sensually divine excess that caters to the food fetishist in all of us. Shamelessly health-unconscious & ready to entertain (or offend), recipes deliver the ultimate in debauched burger stackography—handcrafted buns, patties, toppings, & sides, even some boozy beverages—expertly designed & lusciously photographed in a set of bombshell burger pinups.
But don’t be fooled by raunchy descriptions & signature burger puns, like the Bill U Murray Me?, Spamela Anderson, & the Willem DaFoe–nut. This burger freak is a culinary-school-educated chef devoted to the dark arts of hamburgery. He shows you how to master as many essential cooking techniques as he offers graphically delicious images to ogle.
Whet your appetite with delectable concoctions like the Horn Dog: clover honey, whole kernel corn jalapeño batter, slow-roasted pork belly, pickled hot dog, 2 smash-cooked beef patties; the James Francophile: quick pickled beets, truffled demi-glace, Gruyère de Comté, 1 beef patty, bone marrow onion jam, potato-chip-crusted fois gras gougère; and I Woke Up Like This: sriracha mustard, arugula, smoked bacon, American cheese, fried chicken thigh, quick-pickled hamburger dills, White Castle cheeseburger waffle.
Combining tantalizing meat blends, grinds, & cooking methods, a tempting range of vegetarian & pescatarian delights, & lip-smacking custom ketchups & pickles, it offers the ultimate dining experience & entices you to create your own culi-naughty adventure.
Every element of every burger is open to reinterpretation— with PornBurger, get weird, get wild, and leave no burger fantasy unimagined…. or uneaten.